The Battle for Britain | 12 April 2025

‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
‘What’s harder to swallow – tariffs or chlorinated chicken?’
‘We’d like to visit America when it’s great again.’
‘Why can’t you be alienated like other boys?’
‘The streets are paved with binbags’
‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
‘You can’t be everywhere – that’s Lindsay Hoyle’s job.’
‘We’re living in the best of times.’
‘I was sent to Hell, but it was affecting my mental health.’
‘Have we got any books that aren’t about the Beatles?’
‘You had it easy with children, Mum – no ADHD, depression or anxiety.’