Cartoons
No wonder it’s expensive
‘No wonder it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
I keep having this dream
‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’
How rich we could have been
‘Just think how rich we could have been if only you’d been corrupt.’
Oligarch mansion for sale
‘He’s having to sell it to pay his gas bill.’
Upper lip stiffened
‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened.’
Why haven’t I got a peerage?
‘I’m your best friend – why haven’t I got a peerage?’
Too scared to watch the news
‘It’s for being too scared to watch the news’
I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”
‘I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”.’