Dave – 10 January 2013

‘You’re running at full capacity! You need another in-tray.’
‘Why does every cloud look like an invasion map to you?’
‘Sorry, babe, I should have pointed out — that’s Dad’s chair.’
‘Well, if you think you’re tickling my ivories you can think again.’
‘Oh no! It’s the mummy’s curse!’
A return to the age of steam
‘Then she said those three little words that changed my life: “Buy to Rent”.’
‘Here’s an idea — let’s run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it.’
Celibacy
‘I couldn’t afford the fare to Paddington. I’m Victoria Coach Station bear.’