The Battle for Britain | 11 December 2021

‘I thought they were trying to save Christmas’
‘I don’t understand the science, but apparently it’s safe to snog if you’re not under the mistletoe.’
‘It’s a response to our SOS — they want it in a different form.’
‘The ideologies follow you around the room.’
‘In the interests of balance, we’re going to hear “both sides” of the debate.’
‘That’s all we need at this time of year — more cold turkey.’
‘Cinderella, you shall go to the ball! Er... as long as it’s necessary socialising...’
‘I thought I knew you until I delved into your search history.’