Cartoons
Freedom of expression
‘She believes in freedom of expression, apart from her face.’
Mildly offensive
‘I must warn you that you may find some of Eric’s wit and repartee mildly offensive.’
Hobophobic
‘She’s hobophobic.’
Lifestyle choice
‘It’s a lifestyle choice – my wife hates me snoring in bed.’
Frankly it’s a relief
‘Frankly it’s a relief to quiz someone who was good at their job.’
I have thousands stashed in secret accounts
‘I have thousands stashed in secret accounts that my husband knows nothing about.’
How was I?
‘How was I?’