The Battle for Britain – 9 November 2017

‘He was so manipulative, and I can’t tell you where he put his hands.’
‘It’s come to our attention that you’re having meetings with Theresa May, Ms Patel.’
‘When I’m gone don’t let the bastards write a musical about my life and work.’
‘I hope this witch hunt doesn’t turn into an official inquiry.’
‘Was that a wolf whistle?’
‘I’d no idea he was so anti-third runway.’
Personally, I think Everest is too accessible these days.’