The Battle for Britain | 11 May 2024
Cartoons
How many of these prequels are they going to make?
‘How many of these prequels are they going to make?’
It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames
‘It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames.’
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?’
Eurovision Song Contest
‘I wish they would keep music out of politics.’
I have a confession
‘I have a confession. I’ve never tried his recipes – I just like saying Ottolenghi.’
‘This is torture.’
‘This is torture.’
Verified people first
‘OK, let’s hear from the verified people first.’
The Garrick club
‘If I’d known this was going to happen, I wouldn’t have bothered with the gender-reassignment surgery.’
