The Battle for Britain | 11 April 2020
Cartoons
I bore people
‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
Two metres apart
‘We’re not used to being two metres apart — it’s usually further.’
Footballers’ pay reduced
‘I fear our pay could be reduced from obscene to disgusting.’
Not a request
‘It’s not a request, it’s an instruction.’
We’ve had reports
‘We’ve had reports that the sun has got his hat on and he’s coming out to play.’
If you find any PPE
‘If you find any PPE you get to keep it.’
