The Battle for Britain – 9 February 2017
Cartoons
Hang On Thats My Job
‘Hang on — that’s my job.’
Wed Like To Own Our Own House One Day So That We Can Sell It To Pay For Our Elderly Care
‘We’d like to own our own house one day, so that we can sell it to pay for our elderly care.’
Youll Have To Excuse Michael He Left His Echo Chamber This Morning
‘You’ll have to excuse Michael — he left his echo chamber this morning.’
For The Love Of God Make This Ark Go Faster
‘For the love of God make this ark go faster.’
Its 22 Carrots
‘It’s 22 carrots.’
Well Of Course You Have An On Off Relationship Its A Sex Robot
‘Well, of course you have an on-off relationship… it’s a sex robot.’
I Cant Go And Play Outside The Batteries Are Flat
‘I can’t go and play outside. The batteries are flat.’
And Winners Please Remember Time Is Limited So Keep Speeches Down To Four Thank Yous And Two Rants Against Trump
‘And winners, please remember time is limited, so keep speeches down to four thank-yous and two rants against Trump.’
Of Course Old Castles Are Full Of Rising Damp
‘Of course, old castles are full of rising damp.’
Shes Publicity Seeking For Three
‘She’s publicity-seeking for three.’
