Hed Make A Great Brexit Negotiator
‘He’d make a great Brexit negotiator.’
Cartoons
Six Inch Blade Easily Concealable
‘Six-inch blade… easily concealable…’
How Do We Know Theyre Not Fake Tidings
‘How do we know they’re not fake tidings?’
It Wont Work Hes Still Going To Be President
‘It won’t work — he’s still going to be President.’
Wise Men But Weve Had Enough Of Experts
‘Wise men? But we’ve had enough of experts.’
The Charge Of The Light Brigade
The Charge of the Light Brigade
Jungle Balls Jungle Balls
‘Jungle balls, jungle balls...’
Well I Think This Looks Perfect
‘Well, I think this looks perfect.’
Ive No Idea What It Is Eitherbut It Was Less Than Half Price
‘I’ve no idea what it is either, but it was less than half price!’
Have You Had A Carrot Job
‘Have you had a carrot job?’
And Have You Been A Good Boy Or Girl Or Gender Non Specific
‘And have you been a good boy or girl or gender non-specific?’
Ive Been Wrapping Presents All Day
‘I’ve been wrapping presents all day.’
Do You Mind Weve Just Got Him Off To Sleep
‘Do you mind? We’ve just got him off to sleep.’
I Like You Youre Different
‘I like you, you’re different.’
Rudolf The Redneck Reindeer
Rudolf the Redneck Reindeer
Weve Had A Basement Extension
‘We’ve had a basement extension.’
No Passport Try A Stable
‘No passport? Try a stable.’
Personally I Think They Should Try Glad Tidings Instead Of This Project Fear Stuff
‘Personally I think they should try glad tidings instead of this Project Fear stuff.’
Well Excuse Me For Getting Into The Festive Spirit
‘Well, excuse me for getting into the festive spirit!’
Thats Our Navy That Is
‘That’s our Navy, that is.’
Oh No A Hipster
‘Oh no — a hipster!’
