The Battle for Britain | 10 October 2020

‘So, Mr Bond — we meet again.’
‘You’ll be able to do this from home.’
‘Don’t worry, I’ve got a mask.’
‘Where are we supposed to go to stuff our faces?’
‘And do you, Angela, agree to undergo a course of critical race theory...’
‘Do we have to play, Dad? You know you can never remember the rules.’
‘So — let’s talk about your hoarding problem.’
‘It’s not wearing a mask!’
‘Lockdown hasn’t been all bad — it’s made me focus on what I really want out of life.’
‘To be honest, Marjorie — I feel like I’m vegetating.’
Queen Victoria dares the sun to set on her empire