Cartoons
It’s getting more and more urban round here
‘It’s getting more and more urban round here... I saw a fox the other day.’
It wasn’t rioters
‘It wasn’t rioters. It was ruddy seagulls.’
Knock on the door
‘You can expect a knock on the door from the police.’
I’m hoping the government will nationalise this
‘I’m hoping the government will nationalise this.’
It’s OK everyone
‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’
Getting so good
‘He’s getting so good at telling his right from his far right.’
Burnt any good books recently?
‘Burnt any good books recently?’
Stop trying to start a civil war
‘Stop trying to start a civil war, dear, and get back to your crossword.’
I’m afraid Doc
‘I’m afraid Doc can’t see you until they’ve agreed a pay deal.’
I blame Elon Musk
‘I blame Elon Musk’
I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first
‘I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first.’