The Battle for Britain | 10 August 2024

‘It’s getting more and more urban round here... I saw a fox the other day.’
‘It wasn’t rioters. It was ruddy seagulls.’
‘You can expect a knock on the door from the police.’
‘I’m hoping the government will nationalise this.’
‘It’s OK, everyone! Toby’s a left-wing thug.’
‘He’s getting so good at telling his right from his far right.’
‘Burnt any good books recently?’
‘Stop trying to start a civil war, dear, and get back to your crossword.’
‘I’m afraid Doc can’t see you until they’ve agreed a pay deal.’
‘I blame Elon Musk’
‘I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first.’