Dave – 8 August 2013
Cartoons
Charity
‘Oh yes — charity gives a lot of money to me.’
Love
‘I love myself. There we are, I’ve said it now.’
Dawkins
‘Be honest — do you regret creating Richard Dawkins?’
Power
‘JG’s having a power nap.’
Obese 2
‘She gets too hungry for dinner at eight...that’s why the lady is obese.’
Treasure
‘Oh no, the national treasure has become an international treasure.’
Sleepwalking
‘I don’t mind him sleepwalking — it’s the only exercise he ever takes.’
Minstrel
‘You appear to have a bladder infection.’
Fracking 2
‘So you’re very keen on this fracking business?’
Battle 2
‘This Twitter feud is getting out of hand.’
Scandal
‘Who’s available to decline to comment?’
