The Battle for Britain | 10 July 2021
Cartoons
QR codes
‘I hope they don’t drop QR codes before I’ve found out what they are.’
Mixed doubles
‘Mixed doubles?’
They’ll never knowingly be sold
‘They’ll never knowingly be sold.’
Fired from cannon
‘I shall now be fired from the cannon into a bucket — without a mask!’
Settled status
‘I’ve applied for settled status.’
Cabinet room
‘The seating plan is: cheat, cuckold, cheat, cuckold...’
Bloody cancel culture
‘Bloody cancel culture.’
Common courtesy
‘I think it’s just common courtesy to wear a mask when other people are around.’
Was it joyful exuberance or the depths of despair!
‘Was it joyful exuberance or the depths of despair!’
Individual judgement
‘And finally, it’ll be up to your individual judgment whether you wear a mask or not.’
Division bell
‘That goes off every time a member of cabinet splits from their partner.’
Edward Lear nonsense poems found
‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’
Sports day in person
‘I wish we’d been allowed to go to her sports day in person.’