Cartoons
You know how shellfish disagrees with me
‘Oh Roger, you know how shellfish disagrees with me.’
We really hoped we’d be Tories by now
‘We really hoped we’d be Tories by now.’
Gingerbread doesn’t appeal to the kiddies any more
‘Gingerbread doesn’t appeal to the kiddies any more.’
Nowadays it’s all done by AI
‘Relax. Nowadays it’s all done by AI.’
Dog-friendly pub? That was the previous owners
‘Dog-friendly pub? That was the previous owners.’
My shoplifting was a disaster
‘My shoplifting was a disaster – this was the only thing untagged.’
Why aren’t you celebrating Pride Month?
‘Why aren’t you celebrating Pride Month?’
Is the food ultra processed?
‘Is the food ultra processed?’
Say vegan cheese
‘Say vegan cheese.’
Once upon a time there were humans
‘Once upon a time there were humans.’
This has all got a bit out of hand
‘This has all got a bit out of hand.’
I’d like to report an idiot using their phone while driving
‘Hello, Police? I’d like to report an idiot using their phone while driving.’