The Battle for Britain – 8 June 2017

‘I’m making him take a spin class.’
‘It’s set in a utopian future.’
‘No, I said it was a Michelin tyre restaurant.’
‘I’d prefer a bed.’
‘We’d like to spend more time embarrassing our children.’
‘Of course they’re pink! I’m an albino!
‘Apparently no two snowflakes are the same.’
‘It’s one of my old Sgt Pepper articles remixed.’