The Battle for Britain | 10 February 2024

‘Are you vaping comfortably? Then I’ll begin.’
‘Stay clear of Piers Morgan.’
‘Have you been on social media again?’
‘You’re good but you’re no Nicola Sturgeon.’
‘Four years on from leaving Europe, how’s it going?’
‘Chin up, Methuselah – the state pension can’t be far off.’
‘Are you a PopCon, a New Con or just a Con?’