The Battle for Britain | 9 December 2023

‘Freehold is better than leashhold.’
‘Isn’t it time you started thinking about Christmas?’
‘I’m happy to give you care but I will need to bring my dependants along, too.’
‘Goodness! He only opened a Twitter account last Wednesday.’
‘Have you tried prompting him?’
‘I love showing restraint in other people’s pay.’
‘It’s a gift from the Greek Prime Minister.’