Dave – 7 November 2013
Cartoons
School 2
‘Don’t even think about going to school in that skirt — you know you’re only allowed to wear it when you go down the pub.’
Dog 3
‘You know, I’m beginning to think the dog doesn’t like being locked up in here while we’re at work all day.’
Bopeep
Little Botox Peep and her ageing sheep
Obesity
‘He just sits around all day creating initiatives to reduce obesity.’
Tagging
‘We don’t know where he’s gone.’
Romeo
‘O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?’
Receptionist
‘Not a chance this week — try again in a fortnight.’
Happy
‘You would tell me if you weren’t happy, wouldn’t you?’
Pleb
‘Is this the pleb gate?’
Custody
‘You have the right to post one extremely abusive and threatening message on a social networking site of your own choice.’
Mod 2
‘Look, sir! Tesco are doing buy one get one free!’
