The Battle for Britain | 9 September 2023

‘You’ll meet a tall, dark stranger online. Unfortunately he’ll live in the Ulez zone.’
‘I knew I shouldn’t have built my house with Raac. Can I stay with you?’
‘Gingerbread’s safer than concrete.’
‘There’s no school because the building isn’t safe.’
‘Mind if I vape?’
‘So I’ve called this meeting to clear the air.’
‘I don’t suppose you used Raac?’
‘She swears like an education secretary.’