Free At Last

‘She’ll not get child benefit for a third.’
‘As part of your work capability assessment, can I see how you run?’
‘We’re still figuring out how to monetise him.’
‘We have freedom of movement between the two.’
‘Welcome back to all of you who haven’t gone to join IS.’
‘Compromise, or we’ll put Wayne Rooney in the driving seat.’
‘I don’t know, it seems to be loading pretty fast to me...’