Mice
‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’

‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’
‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’
‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’
‘If I want to go to bloody assertiveness classes, I’ll go, OK?!’
‘He loved Starbucks.’
‘We’re more of a whinge tank, really…’
‘Rain doesn’t bother me — it’s like sanctions off Vladimir Putin’s back.’
‘This is the first world war schedule to end all first world war schedules.’
‘Strewth, Skippy — the Poms have gone fracking crazy.’