Mice
‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’
Cartoons
Grass
‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’
Barman
‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’
Assertiveness
‘If I want to go to bloody assertiveness classes, I’ll go, OK?!’
Starbucks 2
‘He loved Starbucks.’
Whinge
‘We’re more of a whinge tank, really…’
Putin
‘Rain doesn’t bother me — it’s like sanctions off Vladimir Putin’s back.’
Scheduler
‘This is the first world war schedule to end all first world war schedules.’
Fracking 6
‘Strewth, Skippy — the Poms have gone fracking crazy.’