The Battle for Britain | 9 July 2022

‘Next, an anonymous caller who asks: “Can I get monkeypox from groping two men?”’
‘Never mix grain and grope.’
‘Chickenpox was last week. This is the monkeypox party.’
‘I’m more of a tank-half-full kind of guy.’
‘Max! You’re not in the House of Commons.’
‘With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there.’
‘His classical reading habit’s been somewhat pertinent recently.’