The Battle for Britain – 7 July 2016
Cartoons
Its From Samantha Camerons New Fashion Range
‘It’s from Samantha Cameron’s new fashion range.’
Its Like The Eu Leaving Isnt Easy
‘It’s like the EU — leaving isn’t easy.’
Its Lucky He Was Born Here Under The Points System They Wouldnt Let Him In
‘It’s lucky he was born here — under the points system they wouldn’t let him in.’
Leave Them Alone And Theyll Come Home
‘Leave them alone and they’ll come home.’
Aw Youre So Sweet
‘Aw, you’re so sweet.’
Its The New Troubleshooter He Shot The Whistleblower
‘It’s the new troubleshooter. He shot the whistleblower.’
And Ill Tell You Who Else Keeps Calling Me A Dreadful Gossip
‘…and I’ll tell you who else keeps calling me a dreadful gossip…’
The Only Survivors Will Be Cockroaches And Jeremy Corbyn
‘The only survivors will be cockroaches and Jeremy Corbyn.’
I Like To Think He Chose Me Because Of My Markings
‘I like to think he chose me because of my markings.’
Actually Im A Huge Fan Of Nicola Sturgeons
‘Actually, I’m a huge fan of Nicola Sturgeon’s.’
Todays Guest Dog Is Someone Whos Had Lots Of Experience In Tackling And Apprehending Assailants
‘Today’s guest dog is someone who’s had lots of experience in tackling and apprehending assailants.’
Its Probably Trying To Discoverwhich Planet Our Politicians Live On
‘It’s probably trying to discover which planet our politicians live on.’
And Heres The Company Car We Promised
‘And here’s the company car we promised.’
