The Battle for Britain | 9 May 2020

‘We’ve developed an app that pre-empts Nicola Sturgeon’s comments.’
‘Serves you right for judging people on their bookcases.’
‘Free range or lockdown?’
‘Are you sure there’s no way I can work from work?’
‘You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
‘Oi! You lot, disperse!’
‘I’ve acquired word immunity.’
‘We’re reaching the lockdown halfway point.’