The Battle for Britain | 9 March 2024

‘It’s just like a doctor’s receptionist. Asks me all sorts of questions and still I can’t get an appointment.’
‘With these prices, the main cow involved is the cash one!’
‘We have to keep up with the times.’
‘Forget your leader – just take me to your civil servants.’
‘These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category.’
‘Lots of nasty things are making a comeback. Measles, rickets, George Galloway...’
‘Today we made cards for those who identify as “mother”.’
‘Relax – it isn’t ultra processed.’
‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’