Dave – 7 February 2013
Cartoons
Sheep
‘Unfollow me.’
Party
‘Nick and Jane couldn’t get a baby-sitter.’
Butterfly
‘Wouldn’t it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?’
Wedding 2
‘It’ll be an intimate, simple wedding on an aircraft carrier.’
Bonus
‘Sorry it’s not more, but we didn’t lose as much money this year.’
Mary Berry
‘It sank a bit in the middle.’
Bored
‘I’m bored; my parents let me do everything . . . ’
Affair
‘Just tell me the truth, Veronica! Are you having an affair?’
Northern
‘I’m worried this influx of Romanians will destroy our traditional Pakistani-Polish heritage.’
Mali
‘Let’s maintain a non-combative supportive presence.’
Sellafield
‘Red sky in morning — Sellafield warning.’
