The Battle for Britain | 9 January 2021

‘Don’t catch it!’
‘That’s saved me from one of my new year’s resolutions…’
‘I look back on when I went to school as the best days of my life.’
Staggered return to work
‘I haven’t had a haircut — I just pull it out instead.’
‘I hope by March I’ll remember how to bunk off.’
‘It’s OK, you’re allowed to meet for exercise with one other person from one other household.’
I’m afraid it’s bad news. You have 2020 vision
‘Yeah? Well you don’t look so good either.’