The next wave

‘Do we know any terrorists who could set up my Facebook account?’

‘They’re great friends though one of them is definitely more dominant.’

‘Do I call for an ambulance or a vet?’

‘Now I know I came in here for something…’

‘Yes technically I’m a working dog. But well, you know, what with the current economy…’

‘Just think — they’ve never known a time when they weren’t being told to get off the internet!’

‘I found this hidden in your marijuana.’