The Battle for Britain | 8 October 2022

‘There’s a different PM behind every door.’
‘You might be better waiting for the next one.’
‘Your call for unity got a mixed response.’
‘If the magic money tree doesn’t make a dash for growth, we’ve had it.’
‘I’d now like you to make a humiliating U-turn.’
‘I worry about the disturbing things he might be reading online.’
‘Vote Labour!’
‘Have you tried asking Elon Musk?’
‘The Tories have certainly done their bit in getting Britain moving.’
‘And they do say that on a clear day you can see a doctor.’
‘He’s a bit standoffish. It’s been a week and he hasn’t said a word.’
‘You lot go without me. I’d forgotten about mortgages, strikes and the soaring cost of living.’
‘43.6 miles, actually. With the train strike, I had to run from Sevenoaks.’