The Battle for Britain – 6 October 2016

‘Pick a Brexit, any Brexit…’
‘His thyroid is fine, but everything else is underactive.’
‘He does like a tidy garden.’
‘In my day they were called “orgies”.’
‘Social media has opened up some exciting opportunities to correct people’s grammar.’
‘Typical! Bloody Deutsche Bankers reserving the best spots!’
‘They’ve certainly changed since they inherited the earth.’
‘Submit “Zero tax” if you must, but I’d scrub “So that makes me smart”.
‘It’s next door’s bloody drone again.’