Bake Off 4

‘With all these sex pests about, I’m not taking any chances.’
‘When we discussed his heart age he had a coronary.’
‘What did you do in the Scallop War, Daddy?’
‘Seriously babe — I have my own island!’
‘Congratulations and welcome to our internship scheme.’
‘He’s on the artistic spectrum.’
‘Oh dear, I appear to have strayed into a rough neighbourhood.’
‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’