The Battle for Britain | 8 August 2020
Cartoons
Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday
‘Could I maybe take you out to dinner sometime, on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday?’
Recorded crowd noise
‘Using recorded crowd noise just isn’t the same.’
Hear a second wave
‘I think I can hear a second wave.’
The message is clear
‘The message is clear — eat out and stay at home.’
Won’t power
‘Willpower isn’t the problem — it’s won’t-power.’
Owner in quarantine
‘I’d love to go on holiday, but I can’t bear to leave my owner in quarantine.’
He’s grown out of his issues
‘He’s grown out of his issues — he needs bigger ones’
It’s mock Tudor
‘It’s mock Tudor’
Now there’s a surprise
‘Now there’s a surprise.’
I said just look as if you are pushing it over
‘I said just look as if you are pushing it over.’
Gulliver’s flossing
Gulliver’s flossing
