The Battle for Britain | 8 July 2023
Cartoons
There are no AI robots under your bed
‘See, there are no AI robots under your bed.’
My new boyfriend has left me
‘My new boyfriend has left me. Ironically, it was his get-up-and-go I fell for.’
We have cancelled your bank account
‘We have cancelled your bank account: you can pass go, but you can’t collect £200…’
How’s exile going
‘How’s exile going, Comrade Progozhin?’
Draw the line
‘I draw the line at rich people getting poorer as well.’
We would like pudding
‘Yes, we would like pudding – 5,000 steps and we’ll be back.’
Paris autos
‘It goes from 0-100°C in under six seconds.’
