The Battle for Britain | 8 June 2024

‘Now can I have one without your phones?’
‘Are we attacking Starmer for being sleepy or woke?’
‘Oh no! We can’t burn them as they’ll produce harmful CO2.’
‘No party has said a word about how they’re going to tackle the slug invasion.’
‘For security reasons, what’s in it?’
‘I’m training Dad to vote Labour...’
‘It’s €5 to get in and €50 to get out’