The Battle for Britain – 6 June 2019

‘Oh no — this isn’t Love Island, it’s Gove Island…’
‘Darling, you must meet the Carters! Neither of them is standing in the Tory leadership contest!’
‘Alexa just informed me that he wants to be known as Alex from now on.’
‘Good news, Mr Billingham. I no longer have to refer to you as the “worried well”…’
‘Is all the rubbish in your head recyclable?’
‘You had to go and tell him we voted Lib Dem.’