The Battle for Britain | 8 May 2021

‘Oh no! I completely forgot to be apathetic!’
‘Nobody ever asks me about my mental health.’
‘Isn’t it great being out of touch with ordinary people?’
‘At last we can meet for facemask-to-facemask talks.’
‘He should try turning it off and on again...’
‘We dropped the words “For richer”...’
‘Which inquiry are you looking forward to most?’
‘Remember when pets just went missing?’
‘I’m glad he wasn’t in Line of Duty. There would have been a riot.’