Cartoons
It was affecting their mental health
‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
By the time we get out
‘By the time we get out they’ll have built the third runway.’
We’re finished
‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
The wife’s funeral dragged on a bit
‘Sorry I’m late – the wife’s funeral dragged on a bit.’
Life on paws
‘I put my life on paws.’
Hide and DeepSeek
Hide and DeepSeek
I’ve lost my taste for alcohol
‘I’ve lost my taste for alcohol, but I’m determined to get it back.’
He had gone to see The Brutalist
‘Panic over – he had gone to see The Brutalist.’
Anti-establishment
‘We need to bring down the anti-establishment.’