God 2
‘No? Really? How absolutely fascinating...just how exactly did you expect me to look?’
Cartoons
Valentines
‘Roses are red. Begonias maybe. Hello Hugh Grant. I’m having your baby.’
Smoking 5
‘There’s only one thing for it — give up driving.’
Cigarette
‘He always makes sure we get out of the car when he wants a fag.’
Floods
‘The property has some unique features: a sunken garden, sunken garden shed, sunken patio…’
Lunch 3
‘We must do lunch someday.’
Stem
‘So exactly what kind of stem cells did they use in your therapy?’
Alice 5
Alice Through the Selfie
Rowboat
‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow and Ball.’
Trees
‘I remember when you used to hug the trees on our land, Rodney.’
Holiday
‘John and I couldn’t agree on a holiday destination so we’re going to one of my choosing instead.’
Charity 3
‘That’s me sorted — now let’s go and find something for you.’
Sochi
‘With which of these would you like to have sex?’
School 4
‘It’s part of the drive to make us more like a private school.’
Boat
‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow & Ball.’