The Battle for Britain | 8 January 2022

‘Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early.’
‘Would you like to review your recent purchase of gold, frankincense and myrrh?’
‘Christmas is over and I’m introducing new restrictions.’
‘Should we take that down?’
‘We were deliberately evil on Earth so we could get away somewhere hot.’
‘You can put that party hat away, it’s time for the cricket.’
Woking from home
‘Have you written your “thank you for not giving me Covid” letters yet?’
‘I’m afraid the school insists on masks.’
‘We’re down to the last one. We’ll have to share it.’
‘It was my main present. Dad said it will be worth more if it’s unopened.’