Cartoons
Our man
‘Do you think our man can still win?’
They gave their lives
‘They gave their lives so that we could enjoy the freedom that we have today.’
When I saw lockdown coming
‘When I saw lockdown coming I headed straight for the barbers.’
Gold digger
‘I’m being painted as a gold digger!’
Weevil way
‘Hurry up, or he’ll have his weevil way with her.’
Against wearing face masks
‘He’ll be furious when he comes round — he’s very much against wearing a mask.’
Be careful of him, he’s got a dark side
‘Be careful of him, he’s got a dark side.’
The fruit shop has closed down, dear
'The fruit shop has closed down, dear.’
St Paul’s Damascene conversion
St Paul’s Damascene conversion (St Paul goes into the attic)
I can’t see this setting on the care label anywhere.
‘I can’t see this setting on the care label anywhere.’
That bloody cat!
'That bloody cat! I swear it’s trying to kill me.'