The Battle for Britain | 7 October 2023
Cartoons
There’s a waiting list to join the waiting list
‘I should warn you, there’s a waiting list to join the waiting list.’
Vegan diet
‘He disappeared right after we put him on a vegan diet.’
It was done by vandals in the party
‘I understand it was done by vandals in the party.’
Fly in my foam
‘Waiter – there’s an essence of fly in my foam of foraged vegetable soup.’
It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed
‘It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed…’
I’m an HS2 trainspotter
‘I’m an HS2 trainspotter.’
The heat pump works OK
‘The heat pump works OK – it just needs a bit of back-up.’
I hope nobody notices that the galaxy is 10 per cent smaller
‘I hope nobody notices that the galaxy is 10 per cent smaller.’
Podcasts in his head
‘He claims he can hear podcasts in his head.’
Things are bad
‘Things are bad – he misses Liz Truss.’
Thinking about Romans
‘I keep thinking about men thinking about Romans’