The Battle for Britain | 7 September 2024
Cartoons
School is smaller
‘The school is smaller since fees went up.’
No cigarettes
‘We’ve got whisky and wild, wild women, but no cigarettes pal.’
Oasis tickets
‘Oh dear. I was hoping our fuel allowance would pay for our Oasis tickets.’
Who’d like to go first?
‘Who’d like to go first?’
Wing of bat
‘Wing of bat, eye of newt, Heinz spaghetti carbonara…’
I’d pay £500
‘I’d pay £500 to never hear another word about the Oasis reunion.’
A is for anxiety
‘A is for anxiety, B is for borderline personality disorder, C is for cognitive behaviour therapy…’
First day back at school
‘Well, I enjoyed your first day back at school, dear…’
