The Battle for Britain | 7 May 2022

‘For God’s sake, agree with him! He has a million followers on Twitter.’
‘No, you may not give me a lift to the polling station, you filthy pervert,’
‘They drain your energy at this age, don’t they?’
‘Putin wouldn’t dare do what?’
‘Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock and Gina Coladangelo.’
‘Nice to see there are still some old-fashioned Conservatives in the house.’
‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’
‘I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll.’
‘S’funny, it sounds like a turtle suffocating on plastic.’