Cartoons
Agree with him
‘For God’s sake, agree with him! He has a million followers on Twitter.’
Filthy pervert
‘No, you may not give me a lift to the polling station, you filthy pervert,’
They drain your energy at this age
‘They drain your energy at this age, don’t they?’
Putin wouldn’t dare do what?
‘Putin wouldn’t dare do what?’
Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock
‘Relax, it’s just Matt Hancock and Gina Coladangelo.’
Old-fashioned Conservatives
‘Nice to see there are still some old-fashioned Conservatives in the house.’
We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins
‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’
I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll
‘I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll.’
S’funny, it sounds like a turtle suffocating on plastic
‘S’funny, it sounds like a turtle suffocating on plastic.’