The Battle for Britain | 7 January 2023

Dry sherry January
‘Good news, everyone. Derek’s agreed not to air any opinions.’
‘Swap shirts?’
‘What hope are you giving up this year?’
‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’
‘We’re arresting him for misinformation.’
‘I love the January sales!’
‘Happy new year.’
‘I’m doing work experience, but I’m on strike.’