Trump takes charge

‘It’s from the delivery company, it says “Your package has been left in the living room.”’

‘It’s just been confirmed that all major celebrities have survived the night.’

‘There’s a man come to read the metre.’

‘Before we link hands, can we first use the hand-sanitising gel?’

‘He’s considering his position as leader.’

‘It’ll never work, Adrian. I’m a convert-the-loft sort of girl and you’re a develop-the-basement sort of guy.’