The Battle for Britain | 6 August 2022
Cartoons
One football that isn’t “coming home”
‘This is one football that isn’t “coming home”!’
I’m a championship-winning footballer
‘I’m a championship-winning footballer trapped in a man’s body.’
I bought baby her first booties
‘I bought baby her first booties!’
I have thousands of tweets in me
‘I don’t know about a book, but I have thousands of tweets in me.’
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
If they shouldn’t be here
‘If they shouldn’t be here, we should send them to Rwanda.’
They’re playing doctors and nurses
‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’
I’m getting it piped over from Dorset
‘It’s all legal. I’m getting it piped over from Dorset.’