The Battle for Britain | 6 June 2020

‘So, with the lockdown relaxed, I headed straight to the beach.’
‘How embarrassing – I’ve been linked to Emily Maitlis.’
‘They’ll be stuck in her in-tray for 14 days.’
‘Can’t stand this foreign food — what’s wrong with pizza and curry?’
‘What did you pick up at school today?’
‘Sorry – you’re breaking up.’