Funeral
‘…and she leaves behind 30,000 Twitter followers.’
Cartoons
Wheel 2
‘Who cares what it is? I want one!’
Sepp
Sepp Blatter: the early years
Fifa 2
‘And the hotel you were staying in would like their towels back.’
Breakfast Table
‘There’ll be a ten-year waiting list.’
Poor 3
‘It’s aimed at the aspirational poor.’
Travel Agent 2
‘…or with our saver package, you get the Facebook album without the hassle of travelling.’
Whips Office
‘All right! All right! I’ll support the government on human rights!’
Hampstead
‘It’s one of those traditional villages where the locals are all from Hampstead.’
