Cartoons
I thought you’d appreciate a change from garage flowers
‘I thought you’d appreciate a change from garage flowers.’
It includes delays
‘It includes delays, queuing, stress and chaos.’
Anyone noticed
‘Has anyone noticed we’re on strike yet?’
All Ed Sheeran lawsuits sound the same to me
‘All Ed Sheeran lawsuits sound the same to me.’
Compassion for immigrants
‘He blames immigrants for cannibalising his compassion for immigrants.’
Your ideas haven’t gone down well
‘Your ideas haven’t gone down well with the online mob.’
I’m OK with the swearing bit
‘I’m OK with the swearing bit.’
I want to be a careers adviser
‘I want to be a careers adviser – what do you see yourself doing in five years’ time?’
I’m swearing allegiance
‘I’m swearing allegiance to Gary Lineker.’