The Battle for Britain | 6 May 2023

‘I thought you’d appreciate a change from garage flowers.’
‘It includes delays, queuing, stress and chaos.’
‘Has anyone noticed we’re on strike yet?’
‘All Ed Sheeran lawsuits sound the same to me.’
‘He blames immigrants for cannibalising his compassion for immigrants.’
‘Your ideas haven’t gone down well with the online mob.’
‘I’m OK with the swearing bit.’
‘I want to be a careers adviser – what do you see yourself doing in five years’ time?’
‘I’m swearing allegiance to Gary Lineker.’